Dumbo - Music by Oliver Wallace / Lyrics by Ned Washington

I saw a peanut stand,
Heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.

I saw a front porch swing,
Heard a diamond ring,
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.

I seen a clothes horse he rear up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that I only heard
But just to be sociable I'll take your word

I heard a fireside chat
I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed till I thought I'd die
But I'd been done seen about everything when I see an elephant fly.

These verses appear in the songbook The Disney Collection but not in the film.

I even heard a chocolate drop,
I went into a store, saw a bicycle shop.
You can't deny the things you see,
But I know there's certain things that just can't be.

The other day by chance,
Saw an old barn dance,
And I just laughed till I thought I'd die.
But I think I will have seen everything when I see an elephant fly.