Joke : Law Enforcement
 

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the American Task Force (ATF), the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The ATF goes in. Their armoured battering ram gets stuck in the mud, several agents are killed and injured by rabbits and some friendly fire, and they have to call in the US Marshall's Service to get them out. The Marshals respond promptly by readjusting the deadly force policy to include the shooting on sight of anything with ears.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'

 

 

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