Joke : The Menu For The Roadkill Cafe
 
"You Kill It, We Grill It"

Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!

Entrees.

** Center Line Bovine **
Tastes Real Good, Straight From The Hood ............ $ 5.99
( with cheese, add .50 )

** The Chicken That Didn't Cross The Road **
What A Dumb Cluck ................................... $ 3.49
( includes soup and salad )

** Flat Cat **
( served as a single or in a stack )
Single Flat Cat ..................................... $ 1.99
Double Flat Cat ..................................... $ 2.79
Flat Cat Stack ...................................... $ 4.99
Flat Cat Family Pack (with kittens).................. $ 9.00

A Taste Of The Wild Side - Still In The Hide.

** Chunk Of Skunk **
Smells REAL good! ................................... $ 7.49
( basted in Tomato Sauce )

** Smidgen Of Pigeon **
Tastes so good, you'll coo for more ................. $ 3.49
( includes salad & French bread )

** Road Toad Ala Mode **
Jump into this dish, & you'll croak for more ........ $ 2.99
( ice cream flavours chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry )

** Shake N' Bake Snake **
Long and crunchy, with 12 secret spices ............. $ 3.99
( extra long snake, add $ 1.29 )

** Swirl Of Squirrel **
You'll go nuts for our squirrel ..................... $ 2.49
( includes salad & peanut brittle desert )

** Whippoorwill On A Grill **
This one will tickle your fancy ..................... $ 2.79
( includes sunflower & sesame seed roll with salad )

** Rigor Mortis Tortoise **
Slowly aged to perfection ........................... $ 7.99
( includes turtle soup & dumplings )

Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!

** Canine Cuisine **
You'll eat like a hog when you taste our dog.

Slab of Lab ......................................... $ 1.99
Pit Bull Pot Pie .................................... $ 0.99
Cocker Cutlets (best of show) ....................... $ 4.99
Sharpei Fillet ...................................... $ 2.99
Poodles N' Noodles (w/French fries) ................. $ 3.79
Snippet of Whippet .................................. $ 2.69
Collie Hit by a Trolley (Toonerville)................ $ 3.89
BBQ Beagle .......................................... $ 2.79
German Shepherd Pie (with sauerkraut)................ $ 3.99
Fire Broiled Dalmatian .............................. $ 1.01
Trampled Sheep Dog .................................. $ 3.29

** A Disney Classic: Thumper Ala Bumper **
Tender & juicy with lots of meat on the foot ........ $ 9.49
( side order of Bambi Venison $2.49 extra )

Late Night Delights! Served Fresh Each Night After Dark.

** Rack Of Raccoon **
White meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat ........ $ 5.99
( includes salad, & free Daniel Boone soft drink mug )

** Awesome Possum **
Jed Clampet's Family Recipe can't be beat! .......... $ 7.99
( includes Possum Tail soup & Possum Pie desert! )

** Smear Of Deer **
You'll eat Bambi's heart out and love it! ........... $ 8.99
( includes soup, baked potato with venison gravy)

** Texas Speed Bump **
Try our Armadillo, tenderized by Goodyear! .......... $ 5.69
( includes Texas Armadillo meatball soup n' salad )

Roadkill Cafe Menu Challengers.

** Guess That Mess! **
A daily special treat - if you can guess it,
you eat it for free! ............................... $ 9.99

** Bag N' Gag **
Our daily take-out lunch special
Anything Dead, In Bread ............................. $ 2.49

Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!

 

 

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