Joke : The Psychiatric Hotline

Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline:
If you are Obsessive Compulsive; please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have Multiple Personalities, please press 3,4 and 5
If you are Paranoid Delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are Manic-Depressive it doesn't matter which number you press. NO ONE WILL ANSWER.



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